valentine's day
so how has my valentine been? so far, nonexistent. but lets SPREAD THE LOVE! haha, sorry, just had to do that.
i want a dog. the neighbour has a very funny looking (read:cute) dog. half the face is black. i want a dog like that. im not sure what breed it is, but i think its a pit-bull terrier. in my mind it is. i could be wrong. but if i had a dog like that, i'd name it 60's TV..cos its black and white. or maybe YingYang, but that'd be an irritating name to call.
so far my shoplifting attempts have been very successful. the latest one was at the Body Shop right under the sales assistant's nose! 2 of them! and it was a small thing, lipbalm. but the best thing about it was that they were right behind me, and i was the only customer in the shop. i dont know if they suspected it, but i made it look like i was interested in soaps. long story short, i got away with it. and as i walked out, apparently not so empty handed, i got the "thank you, come again" from them..of course i will ;)