Attack of the Melon-Eating Freaks
they keep feeding us melons here...watermelons, honeydew, rockmelon, mystery-melon-that-looks- like-its-been-crossbred-b etween-honeydew-and-rockm elon-and-tastes-like-a-sp onge-for-flower-arrangeme nt, not that i've eaten that. i'm not complaining, but the good Lord has blessed this marvellous earth with many other fruity fruits that make nature so bountiful in different kinds of fruity fruits..it seems almost sinful not to indulge in the other fruity fruits that populate the face of this marvellous earth. YUM 
anyways, on a more serious note, i think i kinda screwed up my resit. i hate studying now. it SUCKS.
what else? life in the hell-hole is bad,as usual. they feed us melons aplenty. i guess if you love melons or live for melons, you'd adore this place. melons melons everywhere...i even dreamt i ate watermelon cause i eat it so friggin' often in real life. now thats screwed up.
o fruity fruits of this earth, save me from this endless diet of melons! bestow upon me your fruity fruitness which abounds in fruity goodness.
melons get boring, donchathink?