the other night there was a roll call (OMG, roll call?? as in boot camp?) yep, roll call.. as in boot camp. we were supposed to meet with the warden (WARDEN?!) cause they had to make some announcements.

i told you this place is like a prison.

so while my friends and i were walking to wherever the venue for the meeting was, the dogs around the area started howling. probably at the full moon, since there was one the other night. let me just set the record straight: I have howled at the moon before just for the fun of it. plus i wanted to annoy some people. but i've NEVER been told off for doing so. but maybe because i'm living in a community that not only fears dogs, but despises them, i'm kinda asking for trouble.

back to the story, the dogs were howling. and i wanted to join in the revelry of being one with nature, celebrating life (yada yada..). so i threw my head back and howled.

AA-OOOoooooooOOOOOOoooooo oOOOOOooo............

a long, hear-wrenchng howl.
i gotta say, i sounded pretty good. and this wasnt the first time.
but who should i bump into?

THE HEAD WARDEN

-->cue doomsday music

apparently he thought there was a real doggy on campus. began throwing quentions at me.
did you hear a dog? is there a dog in the compound? was it near the stairs? was it you?

yes, i heard dogs. no, there isnt one in the compound. no, there wasnt one near the stairs and YES, IT WAS I.

-->cue doomsday music again

thats when i think it hit him that there was NO real dog, and he got scared by a girl.
then he asked me the killer question:
YOU WANT TO BE A DOG? :shock:

hmm...boggle my mind, why doncha potato man. yes i would love to be a dog. it sure beats being a student in your precious hellhole of a college. and i can eat anything i want as a dog. i can be as smelly as i want to....not that i like being smelly or anything, but you get my point.

wait till he finds out i threw watermelon on the wall and ceiling of the dining hall.
and jumped on the floor till it cracked.