i just finished stats 2, and that was one fast paper. glad its over. cause that means i can chuck more stuff away! and that means i'm closer to going home.

I GOT CAUGHT...

SOME  of my friends know i shoplift, and some dont. if you're one of those who dont, well you just found out. and YESTERDAY I GOT CAUGHT. the procedure was kinda scary at first but at one point i felt more curious than scared and was so tempted to as questions like "does this happen a lot?" "what's the weirdest thing people have stolen?" and etc..so now, i've come up with a list of what to do/not to do to aid all other shoplifters out there who want to "give it a try"

• ACT ALONE. if you're with people, and you shoplift and get caught, you'll bring whoever else you were seen with down with you even though they didnt take anything.
• BE PREPARED. always know what you'll do if you get caught. will you pay? fight?
• DONT DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. behaving suspiciously will make you a walking suspect.
• DONT TAKE THINGS THAT ARE WORTH SO MUCH. what i mean is that if you plan to steal, dont, and i repeat DONT, take things that are so expensive, and which you cant pay for. the reason is, store policy. if the amount you stole is worth more than a certain amount, then and only then will they make it a police-case. i've discovered rm50 is the limit. above that will qualify for a police case.
• DONT PANIC! if you get caught, stay calm and BE CO-OPERATIVE. you dont want to cause more trouble than you already are in. if you have to pay, just do it. if they ask for identification, give it. if they ask "is this your first time?" the correct answer is YES.
• BE AWARE. stores take theft very seriously, but are lenient to 1st time offenders (i'm assuming) and if you are caught, provided its a small amount, you'll be let off with a warning. word of advice, if you're caught, find somewhere else to shop cause they have blacklisted you.

so there you go fellow thieves. but i will not be held liable for any damages to you or your property or physical being  if you are caught. remember children, life is all about choices.

one more thing that's been on my mind.. why do people call each other FOOD ITEMS as terms of endearment? i mean, pumpkin, cupcake, honey, sugar etc...if you've watched the movie OVER THE HEDGE, you'll discover how human life actually revolves around food! "humans wear the food, drive the food and even worship food!" -RJ the raccoon.

and here's something a friend posted up which i think is cute: (its small, i'm sorry)

You might agree with it, but when it actually
happens 99% of girls dont realize it till it is too late
and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has
moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some
random guy walks into the room and you jump up
and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah,
it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for
ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact
that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the
morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is
that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the
morning.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/
gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking,
we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you
don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest
skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you
are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when
she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not
all dolled up

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Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad
Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the
word "handsome"/&quo t;beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/
cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it
ether ; )
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH
HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-
POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO
WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT


Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at
your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you
make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad
you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to
look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ...



....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!




Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's cute